Ten years ago, in a land of sausages and beer (yes, I’m talking about Germany), I embarked on a journey that would change my life. I wasn’t scaling mountains or exploring uncharted territories; no, my adventure involved something much more daunting: fitting an entire life, plus that of my boyfriend, into a Volkswagen Up!. For those unfamiliar, a VW Up! is essentially a stylish shoebox on wheels, so imagine trying to squeeze all your worldly possessions into it. Spoiler: it involved a lot of decluttering. And thus, the seed of a brilliant idea was planted.
As I painstakingly categorized, boxed, and labeled every single item I owned (to avoid losing that one stray sock or charger), I had a lightbulb moment. Wouldn’t it be cool if there was an app that helped you keep track of where everything was stored? An app that would stop you from tearing your hair out trying to remember whether the winter blankets were in Box A, in storage, or currently doubling as your cat’s favorite hideout?
Now, rewind ten years to when this idea first hit me. Back then, the App Store wasn’t exactly swarming with decluttering tools. I mean, Marie Kondo wasn’t yet a household name, and most people were still hoarding phone chargers like they were gold bars. So, I rolled up my sleeves, brushed off my coding skills, and built a website called Stooxs.com (don’t ask me about the name; I was going through a phase). It was a modest little site, designed to be mobile-friendly at a time when “mobile-friendly” usually meant “barely usable on a touchscreen.”
Stooxs worked well enough for a while. It allowed users to create virtual boxes, assign items to them, and track everything with labels. People seemed to appreciate having a digital catalog of their storage life, and I was pretty pleased with it. But let’s be honest: technology evolves, and so did my vision. Fast-forward to today’s world, where AI is practically doing everything except making your morning coffee (and give it time, it’ll get there).
The Birth of Clutter Slayer
Enter Clutter Slayer, my shiny new app. This time, I went all-in and built a fully native iOS app because, let’s face it, trying to navigate a website that just barely fits on a phone screen isn’t ideal for anyone. Plus, Stooxs.com was feeling a little dated. The new app would do everything the website did and more—but with AI-powered magic sprinkled on top.
You see, Clutter Slayer isn’t just your ordinary storage organizer. The app helps you create virtual boxes, but here’s where it gets smart. Using AI object recognition, it can identify items as you add them. Gone are the days of typing out long lists of “winter boots, old VHS tapes, and that weird lamp your grandma gave you.” Just snap a picture, and the app does its best Sherlock Holmes impression by guessing what’s in the box.
Of course, the AI is still learning, so it doesn’t always get it right. I’ll admit, during testing, it identified a potato masher as “medieval weaponry” (not entirely inaccurate if you’re creative). But that’s where manual entry comes in handy—you can always override the AI’s enthusiastic misidentifications. Once everything’s logged, you can print out QR codes to stick on your actual boxes. Next time you’re knee-deep in the attic trying to find where you stashed the Christmas lights, just scan the code, and boom—you’ve got an instant inventory.
Bells, Whistles, and a Few Dead Ends
When I first started building Clutter Slayer, I was like a kid in a candy store. The possibilities seemed endless, and I couldn’t resist adding every cool feature I could think of. Voice commands? Check. AI-powered talking assistant? Double check. At one point, you could say, “Hey Clutter Slayer, where did I put my waffle iron?” and the app would actually answer (with more attitude than I intended). It was hilarious but also wildly unnecessary.
I quickly realized that all these bells and whistles were just cluttering (ironically) the app’s main purpose. The core idea was to simplify organization, not turn it into a sci-fi experience where your app feels like it’s judging your life choices. So, I did what any good developer would do: I stripped out the fluff. Voice commands and chatty AI were cool in theory, but honestly, who wants to have a conversation with their storage app? Maybe one day, if there’s enough demand, I’ll bring those features back—after all, who wouldn’t want an AI best friend that can tell you exactly where your vintage action figures are?
The Road Ahead: From Vision to Reality
Building Clutter Slayer wasn’t all smooth sailing, of course. There were moments when I was ready to throw in the towel, particularly when debugging AI features that seemed determined to classify everything as “miscellaneous kitchen gadgets.” But in the end, it all came together. The app is live on the App Store, and you can even check out the accompanying website, clutterslayer.app.
So, what’s next? My plan is to keep improving Clutter Slayer, taking user feedback into account and refining the app’s capabilities. Perhaps one day, it’ll be smart enough to recommend what items you should declutter altogether (goodbye, that hideous lamp). For now, I’m just excited to have brought this decade-old idea to life, all thanks to a random move from the Netherlands to Germany, a tiny Volkswagen Up!, and a desperate need to stay organized.
If you’ve ever struggled with clutter (and let’s be real, who hasn’t?), give Clutter Slayer a try. It’s not just about managing your storage—it’s about reclaiming your space, one box at a time. And who knows? Maybe in the process, you’ll finally find that long-lost charger.
Download Clutter Slayer from the App Store here and visit the website at clutterslayer.app. Because life’s too short to keep losing things in boxes.
There you have it! The journey of Clutter Slayer, from a tiny car packed to the brim to an app that’s ready to help the world conquer clutter. And if this story teaches you anything, it’s that sometimes the best ideas come from life’s smallest inconveniences—like trying to fit your entire life into a VW Up!.
